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Really good disaster movie. Great sets and great effects. Some of the CGI ages rough, but that’s to be expected. Excellent performances and really tense atmosphere from start to finish.

Really good. Is this just effectively Stephen King trapped in one of his own stories? In the upper echelons of Carpenter for me, I prefer this to a lot of his more classic titles.

This movie is unbelievably bad. I wonder if it was so bad that it doesn’t get a second chance now that video game adaptations have been figured out. This felt like a straight to video release from my childhood but with all the charm forcibly removed.

Really strong, really better than most IP riff raff that came after it. Much better than it’s sequels…except maybe “Bumblebee.” The effects still look good and the 4k was cleeeeeeeeeean.

Stupid martial arts fun. JCVD usually hits in these cheesefests and this is no different. The dancing meme is from this movie and that is worth the price of admission alone. It’s not “Bloodsport” but it still goes.

I thought this was fine when it came out and that stays the same now. Yea, they could have done a different story but it feels like they thought they were getting a franchise going. They need to do this again with the “Avatar” tech and get it right this time.

This was really good. The setting and the twizzy 2000s vibes. Love the EPL references. Felt like “Devil Wears Prada” for girls with engagement gums.

Somehow EVEN WORSE than “Morbius” and that is impressive. The dialogue hardly ever syncs with the screen. And it’s not because the syncing is off slightly, it’s because they are saying two completely different things on screen and with the dialogue. How did Dakota Johnson and Sidney Sweeney end up in this? Who did they owe a favor?

Just so bad. Hilarious the studio misread the memes as a signal that people were actually into it. Sometimes the jokes write themselves. Leto is really bad. The effects are really bad. The movie is really bad.

Being mad at this movie is dumb especially if you know ANYTHING about the originals themes and character design. That being said, this was fine. I will never think about it again but it wasn’t some steaming pile as it is made out to be.