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The 4K looks and sounds great, though I am hardly a fidelity guy, so I am not the best source for that sort of info. This is as close to a live-action cartoon as you could ever get. That being said, the movie is cool, not good.

Follows the same start/stop formula as the second movie. The story here is even less sensible than the second movie and the size and scope of the Transformers jumps the shark. Shockwave is so big and does so much damage it isn’t even interesting. They replaced Megan Fox which was cool, but aside from some cool action set-pieces this movie sucks. They literally keep doubting Sam about the robots na...

Did you ever wonder what would happen if the guy who made “The Cell” did a Snow White adaptation? Has his signature sets and costumes, which is the singular high point of this movie. Really bad acting, really, really, really bad acting.

This is great, it took the Terminator 2 route and flipped the script. I don’t get why people hated on this, it isn’t like the first is a horror masterclass. The action sequences were well directed and aside from some clunky CG sequences here and there this a very well-paced action romp.

The worst in the series by far. This plays out like a sci-fi B-movie that was given a slightly larger budget than its peers. The CG aged terribly, I think it qualifies as twizzy fantasy. You can tell Diesel is shorter than almost everyone else in a lot of the scenes. Haha.

Great anime, great story, great action. I love how each character has such unique abilities. This movie definitely influenced Naruto in a major way. Forgot how cool this was and it was great to revisit.

This movie is fine, it’s a twizzy fantasy movie, some cool monsters. Mostly 2 hours of Kristen Stewart doing that thing with her mouth. Optional viewing.

Really cool movie. Twizzy fantasy at its finest. A true classic of the blue-black goth movie cannon. I remember two being the high watermark for the series but I will watch that again as well to refresh. Action wise this movie walked so John Wick could run.

I was so glad they were speaking German in this after having watched the first two. I don’t know why that sometimes annoys me but it annoyed me about the previous versions of this. Certainly the most visually appealing, not the best of the 3, but the second best.

Bad. Not funny. Not visually appealing. Not engaging. It looked so streaming and the performances were too much for me. This felt like a movie doing a Troma impersonation. It is possible I have aged out of what they do as I used to love Troma movies…but I’m not convinced.