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Follows the same start/stop formula as the second movie. The story here is even less sensible than the second movie and the size and scope of the Transformers jumps the shark. Shockwave is so big and does so much damage it isn’t even interesting. They replaced Megan Fox which was cool, but aside from some cool action set-pieces this movie sucks. They literally keep doubting Sam about the robots na...

The worst in the series by far. This plays out like a sci-fi B-movie that was given a slightly larger budget than its peers. The CG aged terribly, I think it qualifies as twizzy fantasy. You can tell Diesel is shorter than almost everyone else in a lot of the scenes. Haha.

This movie is fine, it’s a twizzy fantasy movie, some cool monsters. Mostly 2 hours of Kristen Stewart doing that thing with her mouth. Optional viewing.

Really good disaster movie. Great sets and great effects. Some of the CGI ages rough, but that’s to be expected. Excellent performances and really tense atmosphere from start to finish.

Really strong, really better than most IP riff raff that came after it. Much better than it’s sequels…except maybe “Bumblebee.” The effects still look good and the 4k was cleeeeeeeeeean.

I thought this was fine when it came out and that stays the same now. Yea, they could have done a different story but it feels like they thought they were getting a franchise going. They need to do this again with the “Avatar” tech and get it right this time.

Who knew? I should have, because it’s the Napoleon Dynamite director. Very funny, and accurate to much of the game’s lore and ideas according to my nephew who is a big fan. This is probably true given its success, and its fan base did not revolt. More studios should take note for their attempt at the video game movie cash cow.

So insanely long and boring. Tilda Swinton could not save this. It looks cool in a twizzy way, but it’s just simply not an enjoyable movie to sit through.

I think the original cut is still the best. Regardless of which cut you watch, this is so elite. The platonic ideal of an 80’s fantasy movie.